作曲 : Storm Large, James Beaton
All of my life
I've never fit
But I won't complain and I won't quit
I am enormous
Get used to it
Everyone tells me I'm too much
Maybe it's just you're not enough for me
Can't you see
I'm the kind of the woman I'm supposed to be
Hey! My ****** is 8 miles wide
Absolutely everyone can come inside
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
My ****** is 8 miles wide
Tell me what is womanly to you
Strong but not too much of a brute
It's cool if she's powerful
But way better if she's cute
Well, for all of us girls who don't fit in
I say go Amazonian
You can be a kick-ass bruiser
And be feminine
Hey! My ****** is 8 miles wide
Absolutely everyone can come inside
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
My ****** is 8 miles wide
Now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
This is a metaphor for
My super vigantastically mystical feminine goddess core
And I hate it when women make that noise
That we don't need daddies, men or boys
Even the hard-core dykes look cark-**** s-ex toys
My ******
It's universal
Like a p-enis
But reversible
Come on in, the water's fine
It's not my ******
It's our ******
My ****** is 8 miles wide (8 miles wide)
Absolutely everyone can come inside (come inside)
If you're ever frightened just run and hide (echo echo echo)
My ****** is 8 miles wide
Just voice
My ****** is 8 miles wide (gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen)
Absolutely everyone can come inside (gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen)
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
My ****** ****** ******
My ****** is 8 miles wide
Absolutely everyone can come inside
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
My ****** is 8 miles 8 miles
Wide
Vigantic
Vigantic
Vigantic
A big big love
Vigantic
Vigantic
Vigantic
A Big Big Love
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