Bart:Satan, eat my shorts!
I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
Took a whiz on the school computer.
Sherri and Terri:He took a whiz,
Oh, yes, he did!
Bart:But now, I've changed, you can't deny.
Come on up...and testify!
Sherri and Terri:Testify! Testify!
Come on up and testify!
Grampa:My hip's misbehavin'!
Back-Up Singers:Testify!
Patty:Gotta nicotine cravin'!
Back-Up Singers:Testify!
Professor Frink:There's a cramp in my glaven!
Back-Up Singers:Testify!
Bart and Back-Up Singers:Testify!
Bart and Everyone:Testify!
Back-Up Singers:Testify! Testify!
Come on up and tesitfy!
Everyone:Bart's the boy of the hour,
He's got the power!
Bart and Everyone:So raise your voice and don't be shy!
Testi-, testi-
Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-tiiiiiiiiii-
Bart and select singers:FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Everyone Else:Testify! Testify!
Everyone:Come on up and testify!