When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
woo!
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
But don't think this the end 'cause
I'm always gon' be chasing you
Through the night and the day I'ma be thinking of you
I'ma think all the time how great you were
And everything I missed out on
Baby girl, I can't
It hurts so much when I'm in my thoughts
Man, I can't get up
If I could ask you one more thing
I would ask you out again 'cause
I miss you, amen
'Cause she's living the dream (oh yeah she is) (living dream)
Oh, she's living the dream (Yung Tripp)
From back when we were 17 (seventeen)
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Yes he is
Oh-oh, oh yes he is
Love you baby girl
Only if you love me
Only if you love me
If you promise to love me
To the end of time
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh-whoa
I think about you every day (every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair