Ready? OK!
Hi! I'll be your guide
I'll be your g-u-i-d-e to the other side
Don't go to the Netherworld (Netherworld?)
Did I say Netherworld? Never mind
I'm the B-to-the-double-e-j-f-u and jesus I can't spell
(Hi! He'll be your guide)
(he'll be your g-u-i-d-e to the other side)
Let's all get naked
(no!)
Eh,worth to try
I'm B-to-the-double-e-t-l-e-to-the-j-u-i-c-e
yo~ho~ho~ho~(What is happing)
I understand it is a lot to process
But
The good news is you and your spouse died in your own house
That gives you clout
That means two of you should stick around
Lucky for you I dropped by
Yeah, you seem like nice guy
A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
Ask me, I've been scaring for millennia
I'm the bio-exorcist
Giving house's enemas
Flush out all the breathers
You can breathe easier
Just stick with me
I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus
(ghost-zombie Jesus)
And I do it for the love of it
Money? Ah, who gives a s--t
I think we're a perfect fit
Come on, let's make out of it
It's the perfect day to die
'Cause this guy happend to be passing by
To given you control on your soul
To the whole being dead thing
The whole being dead thing~oh Yeah