(Here's information for "How to kill yourself")
Don't say goodbye to friends and family
Convince yourself that they'll forget
Don't write a note telling them why you're gone
'Cause that'll just make you upset
Give all your money to some charity
Pretend like you're worth less than that
And after you've thrown all of your possessions
It's time to come up with a plan
I've tried so many times
But I can't do anything right
Maybe there is an easier way
I'll go search up a guide online
I have to make sure I go through with it
Because the last time, I was fined
Since I can't find anything that's worth trying
I guess I'll live another while
(Talking to someone might help)
(If you like, I can search the web for: "International suicide and emergency hotlines")
It's time again to try out therapy
Even if last time didn't help
Although the insurance that I pay yearly
It doesn't cover mental health
I've tried so many times
But I can't do anything right
Maybe there is an easier way
I'll go search up a guide online
Maybe I'm way too good at living
'Cause after all, I'm still alive
The only search result that ends up showing
"Top 10 Things To Do Before You Die"
I'll give this list a few more tries
I guess I'll live another while