All American Alien Boy (Clean Album Version) - Ian Hunter
I packed my bags in the land of rags
I 'Cos don't believe in them dimmo drags
Don't wanna vote for the left wing
Don't wanna vote for the right
I gotta have bothto make me fly
Just a whitey from Blighty heading out west
Got my little green card 'n my bulletproof vest
Goin' to old tube city where the buzz is the best
On down the line down the line down the line down the line
I was born Well (on the line) 'n I was raised (on the line)
I was schooled (on the line) 'n I was fazed (on the line)
'N I was used (on the line) 'n I was dazed (on the line)
Just had to split (off the line) 'cos I was crazed (off the line)
'N I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yoyo toy
But the future has to change
And to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come land ahoyhoyhoy
All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
All American Alien
All American Alien Boy
Don't look down put your feet on the ground
Don't drown in the big aquarium
Don't walk slow put on a big show
Shove your meat down vegetarians
Don't get slugged get mugged get bugged
Or they'll you sling in the jug
Shove you under some rug give you
Some drug pull out the plug and then
And they're telling me
This hamburger's cheaper than the other
'N this television's cheaper than the other
And they're selling me hotdogs cheaper than the other
'N these pizzas cheaper than the other
And I don't all understand this
I'm just an All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
'N they're telling me rifles are shot in Connecticut
They're telling me pistols are shot in Westchester
You can get a Saturday Night Special on
Flatbush on the Bowery or the Bronx
Or on 42nd Street And I don't understand all
This being an All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
You know
I've got sodium nitrate rotting in my guts
My head's full of ulcers I got lungs full of butts
My heart wants a transplant it thinks that I'm nuts
My logic won't open my eyes won't shut
'N I'm beginning to dig all this being an
All American Alien Boy
All American Alien Boy
And your women are always right (alright)
They always know so much more
'Cos the women came from heaven
'N the men came outta some store
'N they don't know who they are
And they don't know what they're for
I'm an All American Alien Boy
Look out Mary Tyler Moore All American
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Ten Bears Two Bears Standing Bear Plenty Bear
Old Bear Brave Bear Hollow Horn Bear
Silver Knife Spotted Tail Yellow Hand Red Cloud
Red Fox Red Horse Black Kettle
White Ghost White Bull White Thunder White Hog
Hold on a minute gotta frog in my throat
Cochise Alchise Roman Nose Geronimo
Hold on a minute more to go
Sitting Bull Tall Bull Crazy Horse and Short Bull
Low Dog Red Dog Yellow Wolf Low Wolf
Loco Victorio Chato Little Crow Dead Eyes Jak Taza 'n Colorow
My mouth's exploiting that's enough of this noise
I guess we're all All American Alien Boys