Tell the truth
Lose the Princess
Keep the Princess
Live a lie
I know that I...was a louse
And a loafer...
You won't get a fight,
I agree...
I was a gold brick,
A goof-off, no good
So how did this happen to me?
Proud of yourboy...
I hope you're proud of your boy...
Cause' I don't feel any taller
Or smarter or handsome or wise...
And now I know what I have to do...
How can I be a Prince? When it isn't true!
So I will try to try hard
To make you proud
Of your boy...