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"Mrs. Potato Head"
If you weren't born with it/若天生貌不惊人
You can buy a couple ornaments/你可以选择花钱买东西装扮自己
Just be sure to read the warning, kids/不过在做一切之前请一定要听听我的忠告
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it/毕竟我知道很快你就会厌烦这些说教
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual/嘿,女孩,如果你想要拥有所喜爱的"性"
You can always call up a professional/你可以去请一位这方面的专业人士(整容医生)
They stick pins in you like a vegetable/他们会一针一刀地改造你,像修剪盆栽一样
Kids forever, kids forever/常葆青春,年轻永恒
Baby soft skin turns into leather/亲爱的,柔滑的肌肤总有一天会衰老松弛
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic/不要害怕惊慌,只是个小整形手术罢了
No one will love you if you're unattractive/若是不漂亮可没人会喜欢你的
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?/噢土豆头太太请告诉我,经历伤痛(整形)就能够带来美丽吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?/姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗?
Will a pretty face make it better?/虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me/噢土豆头先生请告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?/你为这次手术花费了多少
Do you swear you'll stay forever/你会发誓和她永远在一起
Even if her face don't stay together/即使她人老珠黄
Even if her face don't stay together/美丽面容不复存在吗
If you want a little more confidence/若想要找到更多自信
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense/那土豆变成炸薯条,这也符合常情常理
All you need's a couple more condiments/想要博得赞美,你所需要的只是一些调味品
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments/以及大把的钞票罢了
It's such a waste/这是如此的浪费
When little girls grow into their mothers face/当小女孩最终长成她们母亲的模样
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste/不过小女孩们正学着如何剪贴复制别人的脸庞
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate/然后终其一生地守着这张脸化着妆抿着她们的嘴唇
Kids forever, kids forever/常葆青春,年轻永恒
Baby soft skin turns into leather/亲爱的,柔滑的肌肤总有一天会衰老松弛
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic/不要害怕惊慌,只是个小整形手术罢了
No one will love you if you're unattractive/若是不漂亮可没人会喜欢你的
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?/噢土豆头太太请告诉我,经历伤痛(整形)就能够带来美丽吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?/姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗?
Will a pretty face make it better?/虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me/噢土豆头先生请告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?/你为这次手术花费了多少
Do you swear you'll stay forever/你会发誓和她永远在一起
Even if her face don't stay together/即使她的美丽面容不复存在吗
Stay forever, stay forever/你会永远相伴,不离不弃
Even if her face don't stay together/即使她人老珠黄吗
Stay forever, stay forever/永远相伴,不离不弃
Even if her face don't stay together/就算她的美丽面容不复存在
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?/噢土豆头太太请告诉我,经历伤痛(整形)就能够带来美丽吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?/姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗?
Will a pretty face make it better?/虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me/噢土豆头先生请告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?/你为这次手术花费了多少
Do you swear you'll stay forever/你会发誓和她永远在一起
Even if her face don't stay together/即使她的美丽面容不复存在吗
Stay forever, stay forever/永远相伴,不离不弃