作词 : Darren Criss/Nick Lang/Matthew Radosevich/Chris Wallace/Jacob Masters
作曲 : Darren Criss/Nick Lang/Matthew Radosevich/Chris Wallace/Jacob Masters
He got to New York City
He had just arrived
He was hungry he was naked
He was barely alive
Tried to make it big in showbiz
He showed 'em what he had
But they all just laughed in his face
He broke out of them chains
Climbed straight to the top
Picked up a girl along the way
Showed 'em all who was boss
'Cause back in his hometown
They called him a king
And it wasn't about his size uh-uh
And I think of my friend everytime that I feel small
He never let his tiny ***** make him forget he was the greatest of all
He was mighty
Mighty mighty
Mighty as Kong
Yeah he was mighty
Mighty mighty
Mighty as Kong
It don't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk
When you're king no one cares about the size of your junk
Nah not when you're mighty
Yeah mighty as Kong
My buddy was smaller in 1933
Came back in 2005
But didn't make history
'Cause bigger don't mean it's better quality
I mean just look at the Empire State
It ain't that impressive man
I've never seen the ending nah
I always turn off
'Cause I'm pretty sure my buddy's gonna live forever
Swattin' down planes and holdin' up his girl
'Cause he's mighty
Mighty mighty
Mighty as Kong
Yeah he was mighty
Mighty mighty
Mighty as Kong
It don't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk
When you're king no one cares about the size of your junk
Nah not when you're mighty
Yeah mighty as Kong
I'm not as big as I'd like to be
She came to my jungle she laughed at me
So I sat her down and told his story
Because I'm an American man
With an American song
Takin' an American stand
On my American dong
'Cause I'm mighty
Mighty mighty
Oh mighty as Kong
whooo
Yeah I'm mighty
Mighty mighty
Yeah mighty as Kong
As sure as my name is Glenn Henderson
You can find me at home on Maplewood drive
I'm the guy in the window thankin' God I'm alive
So proud he made me mighty
Yeah mighty as Kong
Now you know I'm mighty
Yeah mighty as Kong