Thomas:I can't do anything…
Apart from make mistakes
Theo:Nobody gets it right the first time
Lexi:Everybody makes mistakes or goofs or gaffes
Theo:We were put together in a flurry of excitement
Lexi:But look at us now
What are we like?
You simply have to laugh
We're unusual,we're unique
In other words she's saying that we're freaks
(Built by geeks)
We're experiments gone bad
In other words whoever designed us must be mad
Too many funnels or too many cogs
We know a guy who was built to run on logs
Too many wheels and gears and rods
It's no wonder that we look so odd
(Give me a prod!)
But what can't we do?
What can't we do?
What can't we do?
Anything,it's true
We're originals,we're one of a kind
We're upside down and forward to behind
We're experiments gone wrong
This yard's the only place that we could ever belong
We always try to do our best
Sadly we rarely pass the test
(I made a mess!)
Give us a job
Give us a task
Whatever it is you'll be sorry that you asked
But what can't we do?
What can't we do?
What can't we do?
Anything,it's true
Merlin:Oh,Oh,Oh!I can do something!
Thomas:Merlin?
Merlin:Invisibility on!
I'm invisible or can't you see?
"Who said that?"
You ask, it's only me
You look surprised,but have no fear
It's just a little trick to make myself disappear
Thomas:Ah!
Merlin:Hello again
We're lumpy and bumpy we haven't got the puff
They tried to make us better,but sometimes enough's enough
We're wobbly and knobbly and awkward in reverse
If practice makes you perfect
We're the ones they never rehearsed
But what can't we do?
What can't we do?
What can't we do?
Anything,it's true
We can't do anything,that's true
We can't do anything
But we can try
We can give anything a try
We will give anything a try
Merlin:Isn't that right?