Ensemble:
Odeon, Odeon
Odeon
Jamie:
I know I should be working
But instead I'm busy shirking
All the drudgery and drivel of responsibility
Both eyes peeled for lonely girls
I don't think I'm seeing any nuns
Who'd be interested in coming home with me
Tad:
Cherche le gram, man
Cherche le gram
My connection let me down
He had to leave town
Real quick, big hurry
I'll score, don't worry
She was yummy, haven't seen her for a while I used to stop?
Girl #1:
Hey, aren't you Amanda White's ex-husband?
She was yummy, haven't seen her for a while I used to stop?
Jamie:
No, no we're not
Girl #1:
Sorry, she was hot
Theresa:
Well son, we'd like to get to Bolivia right away
Jamie:
I speak your lingo
Tad:
Bingo!
Let's go everybody
It's snowing in the bathroom
Ha! That didn't take long
Jamie:
Ensemble:
Nice rush, cool ****
Mind ****, electronic
Gin and tonics, Reaganomics
Gimme more celebrities
Calvin Klein, Mary Booth
Bastian, hooking up
Christie Brinkley, I've been busted
Steve Ruble and Jackie O
Odeon
Pot Girl:
Seems like I've spent half my life in bathrooms lately
Ensemble:
Odeon
Theresa:
I know what you mean
Tad:
Oh so neat
Bon appetite
So, are we ready to roll?
Jamie and Ensemble:
Where are we rolling?
Tad:
Into the heart of the night!
All over the city tonight
A million nightclubs crave our cash
And past infinity desires, regimes, Savoy
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
I'm talking female confection
I'm talking something soft and sweet
I'm talking electricity, femininity
It's better than drugs
Tad and Ensemble:
The libido tugs, the magnet chars
Animal lust because because
Man made woman, woman made man
It's obvious, it's obvious
I wanna have sex tonigh
I....I wanna have sex tonigh
Come on!
Come on!
Girls #1 #2 #3:
See him?
Yeah?
Did him
Nice
See her?
Yeah?
Did her
Ew!
Did him
Did her
Did him
Did her
Can you make me come?
.......
Can you make me come?
Knocks and knockers
C***s and c**kers
Elevation, midnight blue
Theresa:
Would you be less quiet if you have the chance?
All:
I cordially invite you to bite it
Ride it, slip it, slide it
Gloss and glide it, light me up
Make me forget my whole life sucks
And a million bitches won't make that righ
But, yeah, I wanna have sex tonigh
I wanna have sex tonigh
Come on!
Come on!
Pot Girl:
Got any smoke?
Jamie:
Can Bob Hope tell a joke?
Pot Girl:
Bob who?
Jamie:
I'll get something for you
Pot Girl:
Hurry up, my mother's gonna kill me
Jamie:
Your mother?
Pot Girl:
Come on!
Jamie:
Alright
(Ensemble:
I wanna have sex tonigh