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作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible
Is made of Testaments old and new.
You've been told it's just those two parts,
Or only one if you're a Jew.
But what if I were to tell you
There's a FRESH third part out there?
Which was found by a HIP new prophet
Who had a little...
Donny Osmond flair?
Have you heard of the All-American Prophet?
The blonde-haired, blue-eyed voice of God!
He didn't come from the Middle East like those other holy men
No, God's favorite prophet was...
All-American!
I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times,1823!
An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rodchester, New York!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?!
ELDER PRICE: That's right, that young man spoke to God!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?!
ELDER PRICE: And God said: "Joe, people really need to know
That the Bible isn't two parts!
There's a part THREE to the Bible, Joe!
And I, God have anointed you
To dig up this part three that is buried by the tree on the hill in your backyard!"
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE!
ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill,
And dug where he was told.
And deep in the ground, Joseph found
Shining plates of gold!
JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates?
Who buried them here, and why?
ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel
His name was Moroni-
MORONI: I am Moroni....
The All-American Angel!
My people lived here long, long ago
This is the history of my race
Please read the words within'
We were Jews who met with Christ,
But we were...
But don't let anybody see these plates except for you...
They are only for you to see...
Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, DON'T.
Just copy them onto normal paper.
Even thought this might make them question if the plates are real or not,
This is sort of what God is going for...
ELDER PRICE: Joseph took the plates home,
And wrote down what he found inside
He turned those plates into a book,
Then he rushed into town and cried:
JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me
This blessed ancient tome!
He hath commanded me to publish it,
And stick it in every home!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy,
and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I'm interested!
ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn't believe the prophet Joseph Smith.
They thought he'd made up this part three
that was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard! (TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR!)
But Joe said-
JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie
I speak to God all the time,
And he told me to head west!
So I'll take my part three from the hill with the tree,
Feel free if you'd like to come along with me,
To the promised land! (TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND?)
JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise!
On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields as far as the eye can see!
ALL: Have you heard of the All-American prophet?
He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ!
We're following him to paradise;
We call ourselves Mormon
And our new religion is...
All-American!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well how much does it cost!?
ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for the place to settle down,
But every time they thought they'd found it,
They got kicked out of town
And even though people wanted
To see the golden plates,
Joseph never showed'em-
GOTSWANA: I-have maggots in my scro-tum-
ELDER PRICE: Um... okay. Well, anyway...
Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad...
On the way to the promised land,
Mormons made people mad.
Joseph was shot by an angry mob,
And knew he'd soon be done....
JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now,
My good friend... Brigham Young.
Oh, God... why are you letting me die?
Without having me show people the plates
They'll have no proof I was telling the truth or not.
They'll have to believe it just... cause...
Oh! I guess that's kinda what you were going for....
Blargggh...
ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in.
But his followers, they kept heading west.
And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah they called...
Salt Lake City!
And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families.
Generation to generation,
Until finally... they made ME.
And now it's MY JOB,
TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LEAD LONG AGO!!!
TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? (ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!!)
The next in line to be the voice of God?! (ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!!)
TOWNSPEOPLE and CUNNINGHAM: He's gonna do something incredible
And be Joseph Smith again!
Cause Kevin Price the prophet is...
All- All- All-
ALL-AMERICAN-!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we'll also throw in a set of steak knives!
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