(What did you think about the ride?)
Apparently, apparently, apparently, it was great
Apparently every time you get dizzy
All you do is get dizzy
Apparently I already went down the super slide
I was scared half to death
I've never been on live television before
Never, never
I've never been on live television before, before
Apparently sometimes I don't watch the news
Because I'm a kid
And apparently every time grandpa gives me the remote
After we watch the powerball
I've never ever been on live television
I've never ever been on live television
Never, never
Never, never, never, never
Apparently every time you get dizzy
All you do is get dizzy
Apparently you're spinning around, spinning around
I just freak out
I've never been on live television before
Never, never
I've never been on live television before, before
Apparently every time you get dizzy
All you do is get dizzy
Apparently I already went down the super slide
I was scared half to death
I've never been on live television before
Never, never
I've never been on live television before, before
Schmoyoho!
Before you have to up and go (before you go)
Make sure you watch the original
And you can Songify yourself too if that’s something that you like to do
Schmoyoho accent on the yo (on the yo)
Schmoyoho accent on the yo
Schmoyoho accent on the yo
Schmoyoho accent on the yo
Because apparently,(you don't) now I’m just using the words that I just did at when I was filmed at the county fair.