Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act
with lots of flash in it
And the reaction
will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see
with sequins in their eyes
What if your hinges
all are rusting
What if in fact
you're just disgusting
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise
Give 'em the old Razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show
that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear
the truth above the roar
Throw 'em a fake
and a finagle
They'll never know
you're just a bagel
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you
for more
Give 'em the old Double whammy
Daze and dizzy'em
Back since the days
of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old
three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble
go into your dance
Though you are stiffer
than a girder
They let you get away
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcerer
you are
Long as you keep 'em way
off balance
How can they spot you
got no talents
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star