He got to New York City He had just arrived
He was hungry he was naked He was barely alive
Tried to make it big in showbiz He showed 'em what he had
But they all just laughed in his face
He broke out of them chains Climbed straight to the top
Picked up a girl along the way Showed 'em all who was boss
'Cause back in his hometown They called him a king
And it wasn't about his size uh-uh
And I think of my friend everytime that I feel small
He never let his tiny penis make him forget He was the greatest of all
He was mighty (mighty mighty) Mighty as Kong
Yeah he was mighty (Mighty mighty) Mighty as Kong
It don't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk
When you're king no one cares about the size of your junk
Nah not when you're mighty Yeah mighty as Kong
My buddy was smaller in 1933 Came back in 2005 But didn't make history
'Cause bigger don't mean it's better quality I mean just look at the Empire State
"It ain't that impressive man" I've never seen the ending nah I always turn off 'Cause I'm pretty sure
my buddy's gonna live forever Swattin' down planes and holdin' up his girl
Cause He's mighty (mighty mighty) Mighty as Kong
Yeah he was mighty (Mighty mighty) Mighty as Kong
It don't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk
When you're king no one cares about the size of your junk
Nah not when you're mighty Yeah mighty as Kong
I'm not as big as I'd like to be She came to my jungle she laughed at me
So I sat her down and told his story Because I'm an American man
With an American song Taking an American stand On my American dong
'Cause I'm mighty (mighty mighty) Mighty as Kong (whooo)
Yeah I'm mighty (mighty mighty) Mighty as Kong
"As sure as my name is Glenn Henderson"
You can find me at home on Maplewood drive I'm the guy in the window thanking God I'm alive
So proud he made me mighty Yeah mighty as Kong
Now you know I'm mighty Yeah mighty as Kong