作词 : Liza Oppenheimer/Paul Duddridge
作曲 : Liza Oppenheimer/Paul Duddridge
There will be cameras chasing me
Like Diana in Parí
I'm a princess in the making
I'll sing and dance and be a whore
It's worked so many times before
No more giving just some taking
There will be statues made of me
Tour my mansions for a fee
Use the flatware ride the horses
You may think that I'm a whore
There would have been ten million more
I used it on divorces
Big is what I will be
It's true that I have no doubts
Don't take a bet against me
I bet you I'll figure it out
I will party every night
And my BFF's will fight
Just make certain it's reported
I don't recall your name
I don't know why you even came
Was it something that I snorted
Handprints on the Walk of Fame
Wills and Kate make me a Dame
Which world leader will I marry
I could drop a bunch of hints
I could get myself a prince
I'll make it work with Harry
Big is what I will be
It's true that I have no doubts
Don't take a bet against me
I bet you I'll figure it out
Big is what I will be
It's true that I have no doubts
Don't take a bet against me
I bet you I'll figure it out
If one day you see me fall
I promise you I had a ball
Just be kind and walk around me
Give my name to the police
Close my eyes if I'm deceased
Kiss the cheek of those that found me
I'll be carried shoulder high
Here comes Liza you will cry
Fame and fortune soon will follow
I'd have done this years ago
Sadly I I didn't know
All I had to do was swallow