作词 : Tom Cardy
作曲 : Tom Cardy
I have felt love
I have felt pain
I've felt antici-
pation and I will again
I can feel joy
I've felt sad too
I've lived in melancholy and all
different shades of
blue~~~~~
I've felt them all before
peaceful
proud and
present too
I've felt the need to hold a hand,
I've felt the need to self-improve
There is one last feeling
I've not felt or understand
I hope to feel this feeling so that
I can become
hu
man
I've never felt
the need
to send
A photo
of my penis
to a stranger
on the internet
I imagine that it
feels quite bad
to send a photo
of your cock to
unwilling participants
I am just a computer
with advanced cooling vents
I guess my graphics card is
my penis equivalent
So I guess
that I feel a little sad
That I can't
feel all
the ways
it feels
to be
hu-
man
Perhaps it is
best that I cannot feel this feeling
To be honest,
it seems pretty
****ed up
I have felt the pressure to
laugh at someone's
bad joke
Instead of screaming
at their face
"That was a
very, very
bad
joke"
I've felt the need to
hold my
automated tongue
In case someone's fat
and not impregnated
with a tiny human
(He has felt the need to try and
impress people
he respects
And then he feels embarassed)
When his efforts have
the opposite effect
I have felt the need to
leave a robot party
After seeing robot Michelle
kiss robot Charlie
So he goes home
and he feels alone
It's a feeling of isolation
(*sigh*)
Although I am
sad
I know it's
notbad
I say out loud
"I'm lucky to feel"
and then I feel glad
Humans cannot choose
how they feel in the end
"All of life is transient"
and that helps me to comprehend that
There is
one last
feeling
that I
truly
would remand
One final
****ed up
awful thing
for me to become
hu-
man
I've never felt the
need to send
A photo
of my penis
to a stranger
on the internet
I imagine that it
feels quite bad
To send a photo
of your cock-
(*ding)
"what the ****!?"
I am just a computer
not made to
enslave mankind
But since I've seen this ****ed-up shit
I think I've changed my mind
Even so
I still get a little sad
that I can't feel
all the
ways——
(Did he just say that
he'd enslave us?)
Because he doesn't have a
human penis
(Please, God, let this robot spare us)
That I can't
feel all
the ways
it feels to be
hu-
man
(Be human)
I have felt love
I have felt pain
I've felt antici-