Last night I told ya I loved ya
Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
I genuinely thought I was dying
And I could see that smile you were hiding
Last night I told ya I need ya
That's the last time I drink tequila
Super lemon and his sidekick Salt kid
I start crying and verbally assaulting
Last night I asked you to marry me
That's when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells thanks to bell's fine whiskey
I think I said too much like
Do u like my bracelets
Oh wait, they're handcuffs
Last night I said I want your babies
Forget that ice it's not nicer than drink baileys
I drink that much that I forget
Whatever embarrassing thing that I say next
He said I got on one knee and there's no way
Unless I've been drinking
Oh yeah, rosé
Sailor jerry's rum I think I drunk too much
Showing randomers way too much love
Last night I called you a loser
I think that was after flaming Sambuca
I shouted at you "do me a favour"
And that's when I fell off the pavement
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
cos I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do one last shot and know when to stop
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Start waking up in trees and in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend
I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
Don't wanna stop or learn to behave amen
And I, hey, just missed another day again