作曲 : Jonathan Richman
I called this number three times already today
But I.. I got scared, I put it back in place (I put my phone back in place)
I still don't know if I, should have called up
Look... just tell me, why, don't you, if I'm.. out of place
Cause here's your chance to make me feel awkward
And wish that I had never even called up this place
I saw you though today walk by with Hippie Johnny
I had to call up and say, how I want to take his place
So this phone call today conerns Hippie Johnny
He's always stoned, He's never straight
I saw you today, you know walk by with Hippie Johnny
Look, I had to call up to say, I want to take his place
See, he's stoned, Hippie Johnny
Now get this, I'm Straight, and I want to take his place
Now, look, I like him too, I like, Hippie Johnny
But I'm Straight, and I want to take his
I said I'm Straight
I said I'm Straight
I'm proud to say
Well, I'm Straight and I want to take his place
Now I've watched you, walk around here, I've watched you meet boyfriends
I know, and you tell me how they're deep
Look but, I think these guys, if they're really so great
Tell me, why they can't they at least take this place and take it straight?
Why always stoned? Like Hippie Johnny is
I'm straight, and I want to take his place
I'm certianley not stoned, Like Hippie Johnny is
I'm Straight, and I want to take his place
I said I'm Straight
I said I'm Straight
I'm
I'm Straight, and I want to
All right you Modern Lovers what do you say?
I'm straight (tell the world now)
I'm straight (that's it)
I'm straight (yeah)
I'm Straight, and I want to take his place