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作词 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
作曲 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
Good morning,class!
Good morning,Miss Delight!
Are you ready for a critter-iffic test day?
We sure are!
Except for Catnap.
Maybe he's taking night classes.
Don't worry about Catnap,children.
Let's get started!
You're clever for your ages,
But there's more to be known!
For there's work and bills and wages
Outside your home sweet home!
Before I check what you have learned,
We'll hold a brief review
Of some calculations you might have to do!
OKAY!
What's two plus two?
Four bones to chew!
Good!
Three plus three?
Six grapes for me!
YUP!
Four plus four?
Seven critters I adore!
Oh,wait,forgot self-love.
Eight!
That's great!
Now five plus five?
Ten bikes to ride!
NICE!
Six plus six?
One Kickin'chick!
That's not.
I remember that!
It's twelve!
And two sevens are fourteen,
Two eights sixteen,
Two nines eighteen,
Two tens twenty.
We get it,you're the smart one.
You're all smart somehow!
Now take the test and do your best,
But don't you fret one bit!
Your teacher's here to soothe your fears,
And build up your wits!
You might not get it all correct,
But children,that's okay!
A problem you can't solve right now,
You'll learn to solve one day!
Time's up!
Please put your tests in the crader.
Oh,I probably flunked.
Nonsense!
I'm sure you all did just fine.
Oh no.
Congrats,my friend!
A prefect score!
You're really the cat's meow!
I am?
No doubt,you're capable of more
Than this classroom allows.
HEY!
There's a program for smart kids like us,
To make us big and strong!
You can ditch this class and grow up fast with me.
Just come along!
Wait,
I can skip class?!
Well,skip ahead,like Catnap did,but
Are you sure you're ready?
You did just write "cool" over the right bubbles on the test.
And I aced it!
I'm in,Catnap!
What do I do first?
SLEEP!
All right uunnnn...
Aww,Lucky.
Miss Delight,can I be big and strong too?
Perhaps.
I can't believe I missed a question!
A 95 percent is still very good,Bubba!
But it's not good enough!
Let's move on to literature,children.
Now math is quite improtant,
But it's not all you'll need!
You won't go very far
If you cannot write and read!
Before I check what you have learned,
We'll hold a brief review
Of some word formations you might have to brew!
OKAY!
Spell "RUN!"
R-U-N!
Got that one!
Spell "HOP!"
H-O-P!
To the top!
Hey,Miss?
YES?
Are there on the test?
Well,some are.
Then forget the rest!
Discombobulate?
D-I-S-C.(Why is this on a test for first graders?)
O-M-B-O-B-U-L.(It hardly seems appropriate for their curriculum.)
Did I get it?
Uh,it's on the test,I can't say.
Then why are you wasting our day?
Excuse me?!
We've got tests to take,lady!
We'll take the test and do our best,
And get a perfect score!
So we can pass this slow-lane class,
And learn a lot more!
Now you might not get it all correct,
But children,that's okay!
What you don't understand right now,
You'll understand one day!
Okay,time's up.
Me first!
No,me!
I gotta know if I remembered everything!
Got it!
Now don't feel bad.
If none of you got a hundred this time.
Again?
Congrats,my friend!
A perfect score!
You're really the cat's meow!
Hooray!
No doubt you're capable of more
Than this classroom allows!
HER!
There's a program for smart kids like us,
To make us big and strong!
Rise above this class and grow up fast with me.
Just come along!
I can't believe it.
I just guessed half the answers!
Then clearly,Hoppy,dear,
You know you're not really.
A total genius!
Race ya to the genius class,Catnap!
I WIN.
Well,children!
This brings us to the last subject of the day.
Science.
I only have one more chance for perfection?!
There's more important things than perfection,Bubba!
And we'll never learn them without perfect scores!
There's lots of ways that science helps us.
Pull off neat tricks!
Just hurry up and test us,
I miss hoppy and kicks.
Before I check what you have learned,
We'll hold a brief review.
Of some facts that you might want the answer to.
FINALLY!
Why does it rain?
A cloud's in pain?
That's right!
How many bones in your boby?
Uhh...ten?
Right again!
Is pluto a planet?
YUP.
That's not true!
But I remember it's planet too!
You're lying to us!
It's for your own good!
Children need to learn at the pace they should!
We need perfect scores!
And I'm gonna get them for us,
No matter what it takes!
Now Bubba,dear.
Don't do something you'll regret.
Oh heavens,chemical warfare...
Wait,this just smells like lemongrass.
YOINK!
My answer book!!!
Hurry up,guys!
Just take the test and write these answers.
A B C A D
Stop that!
A B A C A B B C B
A B C B D!
You're cheating!
You're sure to get a perfect score,
And leave the class today!
So drop'em in the grader,
And we'll all be on our way!
No,it's too late.
Here we go,critter crew!!!
CONGRATS!
JUST TAKE US!
Oh,very well!
Wait,don't gas the whole room...
UGH,
How long have I been out for?
HUH?
Hey,teach,it's been forever.
Sorry that you're alone.
We're not that far away in fact,
We're near home sweet home.
We learned a lot after we left.
We learned so quickly,too.
We learned so much we wish we never knew.
We took the test and did our best!
We really showed our stuff.
For most,we passed!
For some,alas...
Our best was
Not enough.
We messed up bad grew up too fast.
But it'll be okay!
A problem we can't solve right now.
We'll learn to solve one day.
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