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I got my teacher evaluations. Look what this student wrote. 我刚拿到教师评鉴表 你们听这个学生写的
"I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. “我爱盖勒博士的课” “令人大呼过瘾”
You are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department." “盖勒博士” “您是古生物学系的猛男”
"Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar. 古生物学系的猛男们 做成月历一定卖
-Who wrote it? -The evaluations are all anonymous. 那是谁写的？ 我也想知道 但评鉴表是匿名的
-You have their exams? -Yeah. 期末考考卷还在吗？ 在啊
You could just match the handwriting and there's your admirer. 你可以拿考卷来对笔迹 就知道仰慕者是谁了
A hot girl's at stake and he's Rain Man. 只要和女色有关 他就成了大天才
Wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl? 等等，为何确定是个女生？
It's a girl! 是女生
But it wouldn't matter. 总之没差
Because I'm a teacher. She's a student. 因为我是老师 她是学生
-It's illegal? -It's frowned upon. 校规说不行？ 没有，但是会有争议 了解
-And there's a big age gap. -When you're 90.. 而且年龄差那么多 你就这么想，等你90岁…
I know,she'll be 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference. 我知道，我90她就80 感觉就差不多了
That's not what I was gonna say. 我不是要说这个
When you're 90, you'll still have the memory of being with a 20-year-old. 我是说等你90岁 还能拥有跟小妹妹恋爱的回忆
The One Where Ross Dates A Student 本集播出：“师生恋”
-Monica..? -I don't know. 摩妮卡… 我不知道 好吧
You know your college friend who became a movie director? 钱德 你知道你那个 当上导演的大学同学吗？
Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class. 知道，黛娜基史东 我们一起修动作课
-What's a movement class? -He's pretending he didn't take mime. 什么是动作课？ 钱德在假装他没修默剧
She's directing a new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition. 总之她要导艾尔帕西诺的新片 你得帮我争取试镜
I haven't talked to her in 10 years. 我不知道，我们10年没联络
Please,Chandler, I would owe you so much. 不，求求你，就当我欠你
You do owe me so much. You owe me 3000.. 你本来就欠我 你欠我3千4百…
Hey,hey,dude. Why you changing the subject? What? 老兄 你干嘛转移话题？ 什么？
-Will you make the call? -Okay,I'll try. 你打不打电话？ 好吧，我试试看
Thanks. Last auditions are Thursday, so I gotta get in by Thursday. 谢了，你最好了 试镜是星期四截止 我星期四之前得过去
Remember Thursday. Remember Thursday? 记得星期四就对了，你记得吗
Yeah,so Tuesday? 星期二吗？
Thursday! 是星期四
Just think of it like this: The third day. Monday, one day. 你如果记不住就记是第三天 星期一，一天
Tuesday,two day. 星期二，二天
Wednesday... When day, what day? 星期三，三小 哪一天？
Thursday! 星期四
The third day, okay? 第三天，好吗？
-Thank you. -Okay. 谢谢你 不客气
-Hey,Monica..? -She doesn't know. 摩妮卡… 她不知道
-I'm gonna check my messages. -You thought of that in there? 摩妮卡，我要听留言 你在厕所里想到这个？
Nature called. She wants to see who else did. 当然，生理需求结束 她想知道还有谁需要她
Hello? 喂？
Rachel. 瑞秋
Someone's in our apartment. Call the cops! 我们家有人，快报警
You're on the phone! 你在用电话
-Oh,my God! -What? 天哪… 怎么？
Oh,my God! Thank you! 天哪，谢谢你
There was a fire at our place. 是消防队，家里失火了
-Oh,my God! How bad was it? -It was a fire,I'm guessing not good. 天哪，有多严重？ 他没说，但失火总是不太妙
-Come on, we gotta go! -Yeah,come on. 快走吧 快点
What are you smiling about? 笑什么笑？有什么好笑的？
The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be! 我要应徵的角色是消防队员 这真是天意
You were very generous with your grades this semester. 你这学期的成绩给得很大方喔
-Professor Geller? -Yeah? 盖勒教授？
-I really enjoyed your class. -Oh,thank you. Thanks very much. -我很喜欢你的课 -谢谢你，非常感谢
I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie. 不好意思，说你是猛男
-That was you? -Yeah. -那是你？ -对
I felt a little weird about it. You're a teacher. I'm a student. 我后来觉得怪怪的 你是老师，我是学生
Want to go out sometime? 但或许你愿意和我约会？
That's not the best idea. 这样恐怕不太好
Oh,because I was thinking, the semester's over. 我想说学期结束
-You're not my teacher anymore. -What time? -你就不是我的老师了 -什么时候？
Oh,you know what? Forget it. 当我没说
I see you already gave me an A. 你已经给我A了
-Gotcha. -I'm kidding! God! -了解 -开玩笑的
So seriously, what time? 说真的，什么时候？
Coming through. Coming through. Oh! Hello. Hi. 借过，借过 你好
Right. Coming through! 不对，借过
Okay. It's not so bad. 还好嘛
Most of the damage was contained to the bedrooms. 灾情主要集中在卧房
Hey,buddy, think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday? 老兄 这星期四可以跟你借制服吗？
-Excuse me? -Joey! He's working. -什么？ -乔伊，人家在忙
You would look good in that. 你穿一定很帅
Oh,how bad is it? 灾情如何？
It's really bad. 很惨，非常惨
The only thing that isn't burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying. 只有一斧头没被烧到 我根本不记得有买过
-How's your room? -Everything's ruined. 瑞秋你呢？ 东西都烧光了
My bed,my clothes. Look at my favorite sweater. 床铺，衣服 你看我最喜欢的蓝毛衣
Isn't that mine? 那不是我的吗？
Fine. I'm sorry for your loss. 好，我对你的损失深感遗撼
You won't be able to live here for a while. You have a place to stay? 这里暂时不能住人 你们有地方去吗？
Oh! Wow!
Okay,look,pal... 好，你给我听着
I am not in the mood to be hit on right now. 我现在没心情被搭讪
But if you give me your number, I'll call you sometime. 不过要是你给我电话 我改天会打给你
Yes, they can stay with us. 她们可以跟我们住
Do you know what started the fire, Mr. Fireman? 请问起火原因是什么？
Well,do either of you smoke? 你们有人抽烟吗？
No. But yeah, I could use one now. Thanks. 没有，不过现在来一根也好
-Do you light candles, burn incense? -I do all the time. I love them! -不是，你们有人点蜡烛焚香吗 -有，我常点，我很喜欢
Oh,my God, I did it! It's me, it's me! I burned down the house! 天哪，是我害的 我把房子给烧了
Okay,Phoebe,calm down. There's no need to place blame. Okay? 菲比，别激动 没有必要怪谁，好吗？
I warned her about those candles. 我警告过她
I can't believe how long it's been. 能聊聊真好，居然这么久了
Hey,Chandler,is that..? 钱德，是不是…
-Oh,that's great, good for you. -So,is it..? 太好了，恭喜你 听着…
Okay. So,yeah, maybe we can get together... 好，我们可以见个面…
Hold on for one second. 你等我一下…
What? 怎样？
Do you want to get a pizza later? 等你讲完，要不要叫披萨？
Hi,I'm back. 我回来了
Yeah,that sounds great. We'll do it then. Okay,bye. 听起来不错 好，就这么决定…好，再见
When's my audition? I know it's Thursday, but what time? 我什么时候试镜？ 我知道是星期四，但是几点？
Hi. We didn't get to it. 我们没聊到那个
I'm taking her to coffee. We'll do it then. 我带她去喝咖啡时再说
Now you're going on a date with this girl? 你要跟这个女生约会？
I haven't talked to her in 10 years. 这不是约会，我们失联10年
You can't just call up and ask somebody for a favor. 总不能一通电话过去 就要人家帮忙
There are rules, you know? You gotta put in some time. 要讲人情世故，花点时间客套
Right,I'm sorry. 没错，对不起
-It's not like she's an ex-girlfriend. -We only went out once. 你又不是去见旧情人 我们只约过一次会
You dated her?! 你跟她交往过？
Not once. 一次也没有
Why don't I just go out with an ex, you know, and do Joey a favor? 干脆我也去找个前男友 来帮乔伊的忙
You want to do Joey a favor? Maybe you go out with Joey. 想帮乔伊的忙就跟乔伊约会
That's great. My friend Joey's in the movie business. 真好，我朋友乔伊也在电影圈
You know who I ran into from school? Howie. 你猜我那天遇见谁？豪伊
My friend's name is Joey. 我的朋友叫乔伊
Apparently, Howie's editing now. 豪伊在当剪接师
Yeah,he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. 他打来问能不能剪我的新片
Can you believe that? 你相信吗？
You know,I haven't spoken to him in 10 years... 我们10年没联络
and he asks me for a favor? 他居然来找我帮忙
Yeah,I've always hated that Howie. 我一向很讨厌那傢伙
No "How you doing?" 连声好都没问
Man,I mean,not even a cup of coffee first. 连先喝杯咖啡都没有
-The nerve. -Yeah. 好大胆 就是啊
Refill? 续杯吗？
This is last-minute, so I want to apologize for the mess. 事出突然，抱歉房里一团乱
Oh,who cares?
Oh,my God! It sure didn't look this way when I lived here. 天哪 我住的时候绝对不是长这样
I know! 我知道
But there's only room for one, so one of you will have to stay at Joey's. 问题是这里只能睡一个人 另一个人得去住乔伊家
Since the fire was kind of my fault, you should get to stay here. 既然失火是我引起的 你就睡这里吧
Hey,hey, now. This was no one's fault. It was an accident. 谁也没有错，那是个意外
It was my fault. You should get the nice room. 不，是我害的，你应该睡这里
Okay! 好吧
You're the first guest at "Hotel Monica." 瑞秋，你是本饭店的首位贵客
Hotel Monica!
Just tell me how you like your eggs. 你得告诉我早餐想吃什么蛋
I thought I'd bring them to you in bed. 我打算端到床上给你
-You've been through so much. -I have. -你吃了这么多苦 -就是啊
This right here is where I keep the pizza. 这是我放披萨的地方
And that's where the napkin is. 纸巾在那里
-What's that smell? -I know! I don't... 什么味道？ 就是啊
Oh, please, it was such a big class. You never even noticed me. 拜托，那么大一个班 你根本没有注意到我
What? Of course I did. You sat next to "Sleepy Sleeperson." 当然有，你坐爱困睡人森旁边
Who? 谁？
Oh. I had trouble remembering names, so I came up with nicknames. 我记不住全班的名字 就取绰号代替
The guy on the other side of you was "Smelly Von Brown Shirt." 像你的另一边是发臭冯棕上衣
Oh,yeah. 没错
-So did you have a nickname for me? -No. No. 你有帮我取绰号吗？ 没有
Yes,you did. What was it? 你有，是什么？
"Cutie McPretty." 可爱麦美眉
Oh,that's so sweet! 真好
Listen, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 说真的，今晚真的很开心
You said it might be weird, the whole student/teacher thing? 你之前说师生约会很奇怪
And to be frank, I thought it would be too. 其实我也有同感
But it's not. I mean,it's not at all. 结果不会，一点也不会
-Dr. Geller! -Burt! 盖勒博士 伯特
-Did you sleep well last night? -I did. 你昨晚睡得好吗？ 很好
Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow. 摩妮卡还在我的枕头上 放了一小片薄荷
Know what Joey left on my pillow? 你猜乔伊在我枕头上放什么？
Gum. 口香糖
-We determined the cause of the fire. -I know. It was my candle,my candle! -找到起火原因了 -我知道，是我的蜡烛害的
No,there was an appliance left on. It looks like a curling iron. 不是，浴室有个电器没拔掉 好像是卷发器
-I don't use a curling iron. -Someone does. -我没在用卷发器 -总有人在用
Don't look at me, my hair's straight. Straight,straight,straight. 别看我，我的头发是直的 直的直的直的
-It could've been a hair straightener. -Oh. 也可能是直发夹
This is where I keep the pizza. 披萨都放这里
And.. Hey,where'd the napkin go? 纸巾呢？
What is that? 什么味道？
Is that old shrimp? 是臭掉的虾子吗？
I think it is! 应该是喔
I wouldn't want my best guest to strain her eyes. 好了，可不能让贵客眼睛疲劳
Thanks,Monica. 谢谢摩妮卡
-Does that smell bother you? -From Joey's? -你怕那个味道吗？ -乔伊家的味道？
I can hardly smell it over here. 这里又闻不到
Well, you let me know if you can. I can bake a pie to cover it. 闻得到就说 我可以烤个派把它盖过去
-I can smell it a little, bake a pie. -Okay. -有点闻得到，烤个派吧 -好
Hello? 喂？
One minute,please. It's the fire inspector. 在，请稍候 火场调查员找你
Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe. 喂？我是菲比
Really? 是吗？
Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't the hair straightener... 是的，所以直发夹...
that started the fire. 不是起火点
No,no. It was the candles. 不，是蜡烛
Yeah. It's very not good leaving candles unattended. 把蜡烛点着不管实在不太好
In fact,one of the first things they teach you in fire school is... 消防学校最先教的事情之一…
okay, well I have to go now. 好，我该挂了
We had such a great time. She's incredible. 我们玩得好开心，她好棒
I thought the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn't. 我以为年龄会造成问题 结果一点也不会
Elizabeth is very mature for her age. 伊丽莎白非常成熟
A concept lost on some people. 有些人就是不懂
It's okay to date a student? 所以师生可以约会
Well,not really. Technically, it's not against the rules. 也不是，技术上没触犯校规
But it's frowned upon, especially by the professor we saw last night: 但是会受争议 尤其是我们昨晚遇见的教授
"Judgy Von Holier-than-thou." 爱批评冯比你高尚
You don't want to get a reputation as "Professor McNails-his-students." 罗斯，小心一点 别被叫成麦泡学生教授
-Yeah. What should I do? -Well,it seems pretty clear. -我该怎么办？ -很简单
What's more important? What people think or how you feel? 什么比较重要？ 别人的看法还是你的感觉？
-You gotta follow your heart. -Joey,that's so sweet. 你得忠于你的心 乔伊，你说得真好
-Hi. -Hey! So how'd it go with Dana? 你跟黛娜谈得怎样？
Any reason I should leave a block of time open? Say,Thursday? 我星期四该不该空出时间来？
-I couldn't do it. -You couldn't do it? -我说不出口 -你说不出口？
I need more time. We're going to dinner. 别急，我需要更多时间 我们晚上要吃饭
You're going out with her again? 什么？你还要跟她出去
-Going out with who? -Dana Keystone, from college. 跟谁出去？ 大学的黛娜基史东
Oh,yeah. Wasn't she...? 她不是…
No,that was Dana Kaplan. 那是黛娜卡普林
Oh.
-Joey, you didn't even know her! -Yeah,whatever. 乔伊，你根本不认识她 随便啦
Great story again. 故事真的好棒
The yarns that you weave! 好错综复杂
You know, actually, I should get going. 我该走了
Oh,no,no,stay! Because you should stay. 留下来，你应该留下来
Oh,I am really flattered. 我真的很受宠若惊
But I just... I don't feel that way about you. 但是我对你没感觉
Oh,no,no. That's not.. 不，我不是…不是
I'm sorry, Chandler. You know, you're such a sweet guy... 钱德，对不起 你人很好...
and I don't want to hurt you. 我也不想伤害你
I wish I could do something to make you feel better. 真想设法让你好过一点
No.. Really? 不…真的吗？
Of course. 当然
Well,it just hurts so bad, I... 我真是太伤心了，我…
Oh,I'm sorry. 对不起
-Maybe there is one thing you can do. -What? Anything. Anything. -或许你可以做一件事 -什么事？你尽管说
Well, I mean, this is just off the top of my head now. 我是刚刚才想到的
But I have this friend.. This actor friend. 我有个演员朋友
He would kill me if he knew that I was doing this. 他要是知道一定会杀了我
But... 但...
would it be possible for him to audition for your movie on Thursday? 你可不可能让他去试镜 就星期四吧？
Absolutely. 没问题
But... 但是...
you'd really feel better if your friend could audition for my movie? 我让你的朋友来试镜 真的能让你好过一点？
The heart wants what it wants. Bye. 这是我的心愿，再见
Hey! How's it going? 怎么样啊？
Well,not much has changed in the last five minutes. 这5分钟都没什么变化
Yes,it has. I made cookies! 其实有，我烤了饼干
I'm still full from your homemade potato chips. 不了，我还在消化你做的薯片
But you should eat them now, because they're hot from the oven. 但是饼干应该刚烤好就趁热吃
Okay. 好
But not in here! Can't eat them in bed,remember? No crumbies! 但不是在这里 床上不能吃饼干，不能掉屑屑
Oh. Okay,I'll be out in a second. 好，我马上出去
Okay. 好
-What are you doing? -This doesn't lock,does it? -你在干什么？ -门不能锁对吧？
-Oh! Joey,I'm sorry. -It's all right,don't worry about it. -乔伊，对不起 -没关系，别在意
But look! That's gonna leave a stain. 但是你看，会有印子
Rach, hey, it's fine. You're at Joey's. 瑞秋，没关系，这是乔伊家
-Really? -Yeah, look. 真的吗？ 当然，你看
Yeah.
-I've never lived like this before. -I know. -我没有这样吃过东西 -我知道
Well,don't waste it. I mean, it's still food. 别浪费了，这是食物
What do you want to do now? Want to get a drink? 接着要干嘛？要不要去喝酒？
I can't. 我不行
-Oh,you have some studying to do? -No,I have some turning 21 to do. -你要念书？ -不是，我要满21岁
You know, I remember when I was in college,we used to.. 我以前念大学时，我们都…
-What are you doing? -Nothing, I'm so comfortable with you. 你干什么？ 没事，我只是觉得好舒服
Do you not want to be seen with me? 你怕被别人看见？
No,of course I do. Are they gone? 什么？当然不是 他们走了吗？
No,they're still here. But I think I'm about to leave. 他们还在，不过我要走了
What? No,no,wait,wait.. 什么？等一下
You're right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? 你说得对，这样太蠢了 管别人怎么想
I mean, we like each other, right? 我们情投意合，对吧？
There's nothing wrong with that. 这样并没有错
Come on. 走吧
Burt. Lydia. Mel. 伯特，莉蒂亚，梅尔
-This is Elizabeth. -Hi. 这位是伊丽莎白
Aren't you in my popular culture class? 你不是有修我的大众文化？
That's right, Lydia. Elizabeth is a student. 没错，伊丽莎白是学生
And we're dating. 我们在交往
And you may frown upon that but... 你们可以皱眉摇头
we're not gonna hide it anymore. 但我们不会再躲了
You are so fired. 你的饭碗砸定了
-What? -They'll fire you. -什么？-你会被解聘
You can't date her. It's against the rules. 跟学生交往是违规的
Really? It's not just frowned upon? 真的？不只是受争议？
I love it at Joey's! 我最喜欢乔伊家了
-Nice! -Thanks. 漂亮 谢谢
So you busy Thursday? 你星期四有事吗？
Oh,very funny. Remember? My audition was supposed to be Thursday. 真好笑，不晓得你记不记得 我的试镜就是星期四
You got me the audition? Let's hug it up! 你帮我争取到了？来抱抱
Okay,okay! What are you gonna do to me if you get the part? 要是你入选还得了
-Hey. -Hi.
Yeah,okay,I need to talk to you. 我有事要找你
I know they said the hair straightener started the fire. 我知道他们说直发夹是起火点
But I think I'm partly at fault. 但我也有责任
You see,I didn't tell you, but... 我没有告诉你
I had recently refilled the tissues. 我放了新的卫生纸
And so,let's face it, that's just kindling. 那个太容易着火了
So I think it's fair that I stay at Joey's. 所以我应该来住乔伊家
No, no, no, this was my fault. 不，菲比，都是我不好
-Besides,I'm fine here. -Okay. -而且我在这里好得很 -好吧…
-Chandler,Monica's looking for you. -Really? -钱德，摩妮卡在找你 -是喔？
-She said something about crumbies. -No,no,no! I was so careful. 好像跟饼干屑有关 不会吧，我那么小心
You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy. 你一定要跟我换 摩妮卡快把我逼疯了
That's right. All the ladies want to stay at Joey's. 是的，小姐们都想住乔伊家
No,I don't want to switch. 不要，我不想换
Please! I can throw wet paper towels here! 拜托啦，我在这里可以扔纸巾
No,but at Monica's, you can eat cookies over the sink. 在对面你可以对着水槽吃饼干
I know. I'm sorry. 我知道，对不起
All right,fine. 算了
This looks like so much fun. God,what a mess. 这个好像很好玩，湿答答的
Wow, it actually is in the handbook. 校规里真的有
I can't date you or have a hot plate in my office. 我不能和你约会 或是在研究室放电磁炉
I can't believe we have to stop seeing each other. 我们居然不能再见面了
For what it's worth, I did appreciate you standing up for me. 不过谢谢你为我挺身而出
That felt really nice. 我好感动
Kind of made me like you even more. 我更喜欢你了
I know,I know. I really like you too. But we can't date. 我知道，我也很喜欢你 但是我们不能交往
It's against the rules. It's forbidden. 校规明文禁止师生恋
-Wow. -What? 怎么了？
Just hearing you describe it as "forbidden"... 光听你说校规禁止
it's really hot. 就觉得好性感
Really? 真的？
Yeah. 对
Well,I don't care how hot it is, it's wrong. 不管有多性感，这都是错的
-Stop it. -No,no. It's wrong. -别再说了 -不，这是错的
It's naughty. 这样很坏
It's... 这是...
taboo. 禁忌
Shut the book. 把书合起来
Hey. Let's also get a hot plate. 再去弄个电磁炉吧
Hey.
Hey.
-So? -So...? 怎样啊？ 怎样？
It's Thursday! How was the audition? 今天是星期四，试镜结果如何
It's.. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday,what day.. 啥？星期一一天，星期二二天 星期三三小？星期四…
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