作曲 : Hakeem Omarley Baker/Sam Warner/Samuel Robert Knowles
And action!
Just got a parking fine
But i'm dressed to the 9's! Who cares?!
Just sold a few tickets, racked up a few digits lovely
Yeah, lads on their way round
A few tequilas spare
But ive most of them cause im a mare
But in a few instances ill be right there
Right, squat party, warehouse
Lovely jubbly
Countries gone right down the pan
But as long as i'm an house music fan,
ill be there with a 12 pack of cans, lovely
As long theres no grasses they should just **** off
If theyve long gone past it
Bastards!
****ing grasses
Keep them eyelids closed
If i had a outta storey paper clips
I'd clip their ****ing eyelids closed!
Oi! Yeah, lads through the door ready to market
Few tequilas spare - sharpish
Down the gregory peck, bit of cologne
On the chest, tom ford yes!
Got the text, postcode address - conquest
Lads in their sunday best, lovely
Uber outside the crescent
Lads peacocking no pheasant
Heard sheilas gonna be present too
Fancied her since about two, nowadays
Heard she loves a bit of gear too
Driver dop the gear down
From 3 to 2
Round the corner here you go dudes
Here's a tip for ya geeza
He had the old school tunes playing
Got us right in the mood
Door number 32
Interlude
Ahhhh
Ahhhhh
You alright darling LuLu
Were downstairs can't quite find the route
Give us a sec Hak ill be down and find you in a few!
Straight down the stairs, straight through
Fairy lights, decorations, everyone in some sort of two step mediation revolution
Lovely!
Sheilas looking like the munchies
Curly hair tied up in a coupla' bunches
With a coupla' scrunchies
Moving a bit abruptly
That'll be vodka and the packet she clutching
Corrr
Can't be too keen
Corrr
Quite the dream she is
More more more everything
Tequila reefa
Heads spinning like a seizure
Dealing either out to a coupla' beautiful x2 creatures
Cracking on sheilas packet
Gone coupla' freebies and a cheeky kiss on the cheek later
I learned she's got a fella!
Cheeky cinderella!
Still giving me the eye tho
Lulu - this party's sick
Treacles dancing on the sofa altogether
Lets have a photo
Oi oi
2am 3am 4am session
Taylas caught himself an absolute weapon
Ahhhhh ahhhh
(He's gonna need more than a few seconds in there
Corr blimey look at the stare
Shes bloody fabulous to be fair)
Ahhhh
Yeah what was that
A wonderful 300 seconds?
Theyre out the carsi now
And theyre still necking on
I blame lulu
This partys 1 in a trillion!
Sheilas dancing a bit close now
**** shes off again
Oh shes back now
Teasing the malteaser
Always been a crown pleaser she has
Cant let her have me up
Always had the maousa touch she has
Gotta be strong ereyah
Tequila
Ooft, shit, vodka straight
That'll make my body shake
Back in the rave but its too ****ing late
CRASH
The boys in blue they've come to infiltrate
The bloody lights are on, tit heads everywhere
regroup!
Ezeikel, taylor, vernon, major, out the back stat!
Jumped straight out the alley
Coupla' grassy skallies taking pictures
Far from a charismatic exit
But just another night to scratch off the tally
Doolally