Without Me

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside round the outside

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside round the outside

Guess who's back

Back again

Shady's back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back guess who's back

Guess who's back guess who's back

Guess who's back guess who's back

Guess who's back

Hum

I've created a monster

Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

They want Shady I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady

This is what I'll give ya

A little bit of w**d mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker

Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not co-operating

When I'm rockin the table

While he's operatin

Hey

You waited this long now stop debating

Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovu-lating

I know that you got a job Ms Cheney

But your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They try to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me

So come on and dip rum on your lips

F**k that cum on your lips

And some on your tits

And get ready

Cause this s**t's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits

F**k you debbie

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cause we need a little controversy

Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cause we need a little controversy

Cause it feels so empty without me

Little Hellions kids feelin rebellious

Embarrassed their parents

Still listen to Elvis

They start feelin like prisoners helpless

'Til someone comes along on a mission

And yells b***h!!

A visionary vision of scary

Could start a revolution

Pollutin the airwaves

A rebel so just let me revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone

Kissin my a*s

And it's a disaster such a castastrophe

For you to see so d**n much of my a*s

You asked for me

Well I'm back na...

Fix your d**n antenna tune it in

And then I'm gonna

Enter in in the front of your skin

Like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting the best thing since wrestling

Investing in your kid's ears and nesting

Testing attention please

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents my two cents is free

A nuisance who sent You sent for me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cause we need a little controversy

Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cause we need a little controversy

Cause it feels so empty without me

A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with

Anybody who's talkin this s**t that s**t

Chris Kirkpatrick

You can get your a*s kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards

And Moby You can get stomped by Obie

You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me

You don't know me you're too old let go

It's over nobody listen to techno

Now let's go just gimme the signal

I'll be there

With a whole list full of new insults

I been dope suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself

Into a symbol

But sometimes the s**t just seems

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting

But it's just me I'm just obscene

No I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do black music so selfishly

And used it to get myself wealthy

Hey

There's a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cause we need a little controversy

Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cause we need a little controversy

Cause it feels so empty without me

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