Witches

You played the part of the one

Who was taken down by gods

All I like think about was

How a guy like me could fight them off

And when you finally

Submitted to embarrassing capture

Out of the corner of my eye

I see my children in rapture

One night I got up and told my father

There were witches in my room

He gave me a baseball bat

And said here's what you do

When you have finally submitted

To embarrassing capture

Take out that baseball bat

And show those witches some pasture

All you guys out there

Tryin' to act like Al Green

All you guys out there

Tryin' to act like Al Green

You're all weak

Cause when you've finally

Submitted to embarrassing capture

All you guys out

There gonna wish you were Al Green