Vibrator

Larger than life

Sharper than a knife

Ever ready for the time

Slick and smooth

I'm bound to improve your mood

And make you feel fine

Reach for me I'm ready and how

I'm really starting to buzz

Your feeling comes

I'm starting to hum

I can do it like nothing else does

You're never alone when I'm around

You can always rely on me

I'm a friend my love won't bend

And that I can guarantee

Straight and true and all for you

I'm so eager to please

Stick with me and I'll keep you free

From any nasty disease

'Cos I'm a Vibrator

Greased and ready to start

Vibrator with a powerpack for a heart

Check my heart before you start

I don't wanna blow no fuse

New battery is that for me

That's something I could really use

Power surge I get the urge

To do my legendary thing

The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies

I know your bells are starting to ring

'Cos I'm a Vibrator

Greased and ready to start

Vibrator with a powerpack for a heart

Wasn't that good now wasn't that nice

Now see we get along real fine

I knew I was the boy for you

When you came for the second time

Clean me up put me away

You know you need the rest

I'll be here when next you need me

I've never ever failed the test

'Cos I'm a Vibrator

Greased and ready to start

Vibrator with a powerpack for a heart

I'm a Vibrator

Greased and ready to start

I'm a Vibrator

And I'll never ever break your heart