Veldt

I wanna be a lawyer

Doctor or professor

A member of the UMC

I want an air conditioner

Cottage on the river

And all the money I can see ya

Oh yeah

Yeah

I wanna drive a Lincoln

Spend my evenings drinking

The very best burgandy

I want a yacht for sailing

Private eye for tailing

My wife if she's a bit too free

Erh erh erh yeah

Yeah

I've been told ever since a boy

That's what one aught to be

A part of the UMC

Hey

Oh

Oh yeah

Aye

Oh

Hey

I want a pool to swim

in fancy suits to dress in

Some stock in GM and GE

An office in the city

Secretary pretty

Take dictation on my knee

I want a paid vacation

Don't want to have to ration

A thing with anyone but me

And if there's war or famine

Promise I'll examine

The details if they're on TV

I'll pretend to be liberal

But I'll still support the GOP

As part of the UMC

Hey

Ah ha

Oh

I wanna be a lawyer

Doctor or professor

A member of the UMC