Vaudevillian

What's that sound sounds like a train

Why's a black caped man knotting my legs

This seems odd that my goodbye would be

The here and now while I am facing the sky

Seem like if my memory serves me right

Some dame should be here in this place of mine

No dame what a shame

Looks like Im the one to be saved

Caught in an old silent film

Where the chances are zero for the perilous hero

Can't win with an evil villain

So somebody page my stand in

Excuse me sir don't mean to intrude

Could I ask something from you

Clearly there's not too much time

If I could get free

Well dont you think that I would

Seem like if my memory serves me right

Some dame should be here in this place of mine

No dame what a shame

Am I all alone in this game

This is the dichotomy that leads to

The epitome of every continental divide

Caught in an old silent film

Where the chances are zero for the perilous hero

Can't win with an evil villain

So somebody page my stand in

Caught in an old silent film

Where the chances are zero for the perilous hero

Can't win with an evil villain

So somebody page my stand in

Caught in an old silent film

Where the chances are zero for the perilous hero

Can't win with an evil villain

So somebody page my stand in

Caught in an old silent film

Where the chances are zero for the perilous hero

Can't win with an evil villain

So somebody page my stand in