Uncool As Me (Explicit)

I'm quite the sped I never shred

Not cool

Not cool

But my bros all call me Itch

With the silent B

But that spells b***h

Fits you perfectly

Chaz Bono dickbag word f**k tick not cool

Not cool

And I smell like regret and tequila

What's that even mean

I have no idea

You're livin' the dream

Hey you you dance like those assholes I see

In old Molly Ringwald movies

I think you're as uncool as me

Hey you you dance like those assholes I see

In old Molly Ringwald movies

I think you're as uncool as me

And I dance

They don't think you're all that cool

They like you for your step-dad's pool

They don't think you're all that cool

But your vampire fiction rules

I'm such a tit I say dumb s**t

Not cool

Not cool

And my friends think that I like men

That's because you do

Don't even listen to them

No one's judging you

John Goodman gut slow kid haircut

Not cool

Not cool

Do you like Renaissance fairs

Where'd you get that scarf

Tis what thy lord doth wear

I'll be in the car

Hey you you dance like those assholes I see

In old Molly Ringwald movies

I think you're as uncool as me

Hey you you dance like those assholes I see

In old Molly Ringwald movies

I think you're as uncool as me

And I dance

They don't think you're all that cool

They like you for your step-dad's pool

They don't think you're all that cool

But your vampire fiction rules

Dancin' with myself in the dark on the ceiling

Dancin' with myself in the dark on the ceiling

And I dance

They don't think you're all that cool

They like you for your step-dad's pool

They don't think you're all that cool

But your vampire fiction rules

Let's go to Civil War reenactments

Throw some back and yell "too soon " at them

Let's go to Civil War reenactments

Warning spoiler alert