Tylenol

Cause it's a

A long fall when you're six foot tall

They said I had a ball but don't remember it all

Keep bangin my head up against the wall

Wishin that I had a king sized Tylenol

Tylenol

Tylenol

Too much alcohol

I need a king sized Tylenol

Budd it up

Hammer down

Once again passed out

I told myself it wouldn't happen again

Just a few cold lights and I'm through for the night

But I go to drinkin whiskey and gin

Shortly after that I go to losin my memories

The ladies say that I can get extremely friendly

The problem is that I don't know my limit

At all and there's usually nothing

There to help me cushion my fall

It goes bang

Bang beating my head cause it hurts

I need a bed and I don't even wanna hear the word work

Shut the curtains

Cut the lights

And hit me up tomorrow night

Leanin on and let it be the hangover recipe

Cause it's a

A long fall when you're six foot tall

They said I had a ball but don't remember it all

Keep bangin my head up against the wall

Wishin that I had a king sized Tylenol

Tylenol

Tylenol

Too much alcohol

I need a king sized Tylenol

The sunshine woke me up

I fell asleep in my truck

I guess I had a heavy foot

I must have blowed the motor up

The Jager smell is all around

Open the door

Into the ground

My stomach's makin awful sounds

My ole head's spinnin round

Now doctor

Doctor tell me what I did wrong

Man

I only tried to sing every Merle Haggard song

I looked at him

He looked at me

I filled my cup a time or three

Havin fun with Jimmy Bean

And then I lost my memory

I lost my knife

Don't you know

I bought it down in Mexico

I won't forget that crazy trip

From three spring breaks ago

To nights we won't remember

And to friends we won't forget

I need some Tylenol quick so I can do it all again

Cause it's a

A long fall when you're six foot tall

They said I had a ball

But don't remember it all

Keep bangin my head

Up against the wall

Wishin that I had a king sized Tylenol

Tylenol

Tylenol

Too much alcohol

I need a king sized Tylenol