Tulane

Written by：Chuck Berry

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop

Back under the counter was

The cream of the crop

Eveything was clicking and

The business was good

'Til one day lo and behold

An officer stood

Johnny jumped the counter

But he stumbled and fell

But Tulane made it over Johnny

As he yelled

Go ahead on Tulane

He can't catch up with you

Go Tulane he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane use all the speed you got

Go Tulane you know you need a lot

Go Tulane he laggin' behind

Go ahead on Tulane

Go by your father's house

And tell him business is slow

And see if he will loan us

Something soon as he hits the dough

Put the cat out in the hall

And rumple up the room

Go by Doctor Keller's

Tell him you swollowed some perfume

Tell him we need him quick

'Cause he may to testify

That you been sick all day

And that's a perfect alibi

Go ahead on Tulane

He can't catch up with you

Go Tulane he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane use all the speed you got

Go Tulane you know you need a lot

Go Tulane he laggin' behind

Go ahead on Tulane

Go let Danny drive in case

You run into the man

Back by the shop and get the stuff

And hide it in the van

Go back by your father's

Get the money for the bail

And bring it down and bail me out

This rotten funky jail

We got to get a lawyer in the click of politics

Somebody who can win the thing or

Get the thing fixed

Go ahead on Tulane he can't catch up with you

Go Tulane he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane use all the speed you got

Go Tulane you know you need a lot

Go Tulane he laggin' behind

Go ahead on Tulane go ahead on