Troublemaker

Put me in a special school

Cos I am such a fool

And I don t need a single book

To teach me how to read

Who needs stupid books

They are for petty crooks

And I will learn by studying

The lesson in my dreams

Turn off the TV

Cos that s what others see

And movies are as bad as

Eating chocolate ice cream

They only sicken me

Don t let me play football

I ll sack the quarterback

I m a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing things my own way

And never giving up

I m a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I don t have the patience

To keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar

What does that signify

I m gonna play some heavy metal riffs

And you will die

You wanted arts and crafts

How s this for arts and crafts

Wananana

That s right

I m growing out my hair

I m movin out to Cherokee

I m gonna be a rock star

And you will go to bed with me

Cos I can t work a job

Like any other slob

Punch it in and punch it out

And suckin up to

Marrying a b***h

Having 7 kids

Giving up

And growing old

And hoping there s a God

I m a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing things my own way

And never giving up

I m a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I don t have the patience

To keep it on the up

I m gonna be a star

And people will crane necks

To get a glimpse of me

And see if I am having a sex

In studying and my moves

They try to understand

Why I am so unlike the singers

In the other bands

I m such a mystery

As anyone can see

There isn t anybody else

Exactly quite like me

And when it's party time

Like 1999

I ll party by myself

Because I m such a special guy

I m a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing things my own way

And never giving up

I m a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I don t have the patience

To keep it on the up

（Keep it on the up）

I m a troublemaker

（Keep it on the up）

I m a troublemaker

（Keep it on the up）

I m a troublemaker

（Keep it on the up）

I m a troublemaker

Never giving up