Troublemaker

Put me in a special school

'Cause I am such a fool

And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read

Who needs stupid books

They are for petty crooks

And I will learn by studyin' the lessons in my dreams

So turn off the tv

'Cause that's what others see

And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream

They only sicken me

Don't let me play football

I'll sack the quarterback and jack a brother of the ball

I'm a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing' things my own way

And never giving up

I'm a troublemaker

Not a double-taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar

What does it signify

I'm gonna play some heavy-metal riffs and you will die

You wanted arts and crafts

How's this for arts and crafts

Wa-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh that's right

I'm growin' out my hair

I'm movin' out to cherokee

I'm gonna be a rock star and you will go to bed with me

'Cause I can't work a job

Like any other slob

Punchin' in and punchin' out and suckin' up to bob

Marryin' a beyotch

Havin' seven kids

Giving' up and growin' old and hopin' there's a god

I'm a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing' things my own way

And never giving up

I'm a troublemaker

Not a double-taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I'm gonna be a star

And people will crane necks

To get a glimpse of me and see if I am havin' sex

And studyin' my moves

To try to understand

Why I am so unlike the singers in the other bands

I'm such a mystery

As anyone can see

There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me

And when it's party time

Like 1999

I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy

I'm a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing things my own way

And never giving up

I'm a troublemaker

Not a double-taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

Keep it on the up

I'm a troublemaker

Keep it on the up

I'm a troublemaker

Keep it on the up

I'm a troublemaker

Keep it on the up

I'm a troublemaker

Never giving up