Train Wreck

She's the kinda girl you meet over coffee at the church social

You thank the Lord for your luck beggin' just to bring you closer

Then you take her to a fine restaurant and you buy the girl a drink

Next thing you know she's all Coyote Ugly

Bumpin' and grindin' on the bar like Madonna or Pink

Yeah she's a train wreck

She's a noose around your neck

She's the kinda girl you don't take home to mama

She's the girl you say you want but then you wanna

Get off the train, the train wreck

She said she grew up on a farm so you take her to the country

You were picturin' a picnic, she was thinkin' somethin' more funky

So you say, whoa whoa, hold on now

Cause you don't wanna be her baby daddy, so you drive off in a cloud of dust

She's a train wreck

She's a noose around your neck

She's the kinda girl you never give your number to

Your name or home address or she will come for you

Get off the train, the train wreck

That girl is just a train, she's a train wreck

She's a train wreck, she's a wreck baby

She's a train wreck

That girl's a noose around your neck

You tell all your friends it's over, she's a goner

Cause you never can admit how much you want her,

You want her, you want her

Get off the train, the train wreck

That girl is just a train, she's a train wreck

She's a train wreck, she's a wreck baby

Fishnet stocking and the high-heeled shoes

Boy you can admit she's got a hold of you

Blaze a laser from her big blue eyes

Better watch your back she's tellin' lies, she's tellin' lies...

And that ain't even true

She's a train, a train wreck

That girl is just a train, she's a train wreck

She's a train wreck, she's a wreck baby