Thundercats

I can smell the change that’s on your hands

Packing up your philips head and honey bear

Brandy danced for you and all your friends

Last night you think you might have left your money there

Good morning now your keys are gone

And the thundercats are on

The paper’s here, it says it’s over; kiss your mom

You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing

Crystal was an unsuccessful blonde

Hasn’t been to bed now for a week or two

Organizing closets until dawn

It’s lovely how she’s always finding things to do

Now Scotty’s knife is in your hand

And your contact’s in the sand

You’re hallucinating in the heat

You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing

You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing

Ninety-seven stitches and a cast

Sixty absent days but what you gonna do

Thought you said those breaks of yours would last

Now go before somebody drops a house on you

Jordan got so mad

He threw his hammer at your head

Sent you home and said he’d pick you up at five

You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing

You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing

Keep on playing maybe it’ll happen dear

I can’ believe the doctor said he’d leave those bb’s in your head

But I think he said he thought you shouldn’t drive

So call us if you make it there alive