The Devil Glitch (Long Version)

Sometimes you can fix something by just deciding to die

Thank you Dr KevorkIan

Sometimes you can fix something by just having a dick

There's nothing wrong with being masculine

Sometimes you can fix something by just asking a pro

Some problems need a trained technician

Sometimes you can fix something by just crossing your fingers

Tho that's only a superstition

Sometimes you can fix something by just being wrong

Mea culpa mea culpa

Sometimes you can fix something by just startin' to chant

Nom myoho renge hare krishna

Sometimes you can fix something by just going new wave

Get black jeans and a farfisa

Sometimes you can fix something by just having a shtick

Like Liberace's candelabra

Sometimes you can fix something by just taking the train

Efficient public transportation

Sometimes you can fix something on the lIrR

Dream on dream on dream on dream on

Sometimes you can fix something by just joining a frat

Become a lion or a mason

Sometimes you can fix something by just polishing a turd

Till it shines like a diamond

Sometimes something plan

Organize your operation

Sometimes you can fix something by just drinking some wine

Loosen up your inhibitions

Sometimes you can fix something by just being sweet

Maintain a pleasant disposition

Sometimes you can fix something by just being cruel

That's how horses are broken

Sometimes you can fix something by just trying again trying again

Sometimes you win by being stubborn

Sometimes you can fix something by just saying oh well

A feeble rationalization

Sometimes you can fix something by just waving the flag

Demogogic jingoism

Sometimes you can fix something by just being numb

Anesthetize your real feelings

Sometimes you can fix something by just blasting away

Till you run out of ammunition

Sometimes you can fix something by just studying bird

Solo with upper extensions

Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the chords

A D minor D eleven

Sometimes you can fix something by just courting the rich

It really helps to have a patron

Sometimes you can fix something by just being rich

Poverty is not fun

Sometimes you can fix something by just being rich

A Gen X trustafarian