The Bad Touch (Explicit)

We call this the act of mating

But there are several other

Very important differences

Between human beings and animals

That you should know about

Sweat baby sweat baby

Sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff

That only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants

And I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert

And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you

Want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you

Covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early

Just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals

So let's do it like they do the

On Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows

Where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific

I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion

That the motion of your ocean means

"Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide

B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on

I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"

You'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style

So we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now