Ten Commandments

The ten commandments from man

Given to woman

Through the inspiration of I

One

Thou shall have no other man but me

Two

Though shall not encourage

No man to make love to you

Neither kiss or caress you

For I am your man a very jealous man

And is ready to lay low any other

Man who may intrude on our love

Three

Remember to kiss and caress me

Honor and obey me

In my every whim and fancy

Seven days a week and twice on sundays

Because at no time

Will I ever be tired of IT "it"

Four

Honor my name so that every other

Woman may honor it also

Five

Thou shall not provoke me to anger

Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily

Commandment Six

Thou shall not search my pockets at night

Or annoy me with your hearsays

Commandment Seven

Thou shall not shout my name in the streets

If I am walking with another woman

But wait intelligently until I come home

Then we can both have it out decently

For I am your man a funny man

And detest a scandal in public places

Commandment Eight

Thou shall not drink or smoke

Nor use profane language

For those bad habits I will not stand for

Nine

Thou shall not commit adultery

For the world will not hold me guilty

If I commit murder

Ten

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress

Nor her shoes nor her bureau

Nor her bed nor her hat

Nor anything that's hers

Neither shall thou call my attention to

Anything that may be for sale

In any stores

For I will not give thee anything

But what you actually need for your purpose

These are the ten commandments from man

Given to woman

By me Prince Buster