Teddy Picker

It's sped up to the point where they provoke

The punchline before they have told the joke

Can see a desperation to be seen

Staring at the television screen

It's sped up to the point where they provoke

You to tell the f**king punchline before you have told the joke

Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist

It wasn't in the top 100list

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

They told ya but you were dyin' for it

Saw it and she grabbed it

And it wasn't what it seemed

The kids all dream of making it

Whatever that means

Another variation on a theme

A tangle on the television and the magazine

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke

D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath

That says that We are defenders

Of any poseur or professional

Pretender around '

And when did your list replace the twist and turn

And the fist replaced a kiss

Don't concern us with your bollocks

I don't want your prayer

Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

They told ya but you were gagging for it

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker

Not quick enough can I have it quicker

Already thick and you're gettin' thicker

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker

Not quick enough can I have it quicker

Already thick and you're gettin' thicker

Presuming that all things are equal

Who'd want to be men of the people

When there's people like you