Tartuffe

We came here to rock

Single moms to the front

Dead beat dads to the rear

Oh yes that is how we do it here

Oh you demand a more vaudevillian homage

To key feminist thought

Ha male privileges frantically checked

Okay go sit through Less Talk

Single moms to the front we came here to rock

Alright so not quite John Stoltenberg after all

But I ain't quite Charlie Sheen

The truth is a little bit of column A a little bit column B

But you you're the main character in a masterwork by Moliè re

It's quite the broadway production you got going on over there

Impressive how long some can keep the illusion alive

You think you nailed the end of Act III I can't wait for Act V

Overture curtains hit the lights

But aren't we all just better off coming clean

Instead of this endless self-flagellating talk

The painfully predictable denouement

Performative schlock

Single moms to the front

We came here to rock