Tango

Bring out the bucket bring out the cloth

Bring out the liquid bring out the lot

If not let's roll her to a car wash

Now washing you will be like washing a goth

All that black lipstick around their gobs

How the f**k do we get it off

I think this will be a very hard job

How did you get a tan like that in winter

You ran off the boots and got a box of tinter

Didn't ya See you still got orange fingers

What network are you on ORANGE

Colour of your bathwater ORANGE

Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE

B**ch did you know your ORANGE

What network are you on ORANGE

Colour of your bathwater ORANGE

Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE

B**ch did you know your ORANGE

Slap bang goes on your fake tan

B**ch you look like the tango man

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

Slap bang goes on your fake tan

B**ch you look like the tango man

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

IT'S THE SUN ON GONE WRONG

Your clothes keep ripping like you're the female incredible hulk

You got a broken bra a broken top a broken thong and a broken coat

You been wearing the same jacket since you were in year 8

And it smells like you urinate on it b**ch

That ain't great

You tried to be Christina so you dyed your hair black

But really you look like the Vicar of Dibley what on crack

Now just step back and face the facts

You don't like the fact I get feisty on wax

Anyways talking about wax look at your face girl relax

What network are you on ORANGE

Colour of your bathwater ORANGE

Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE

B**ch did you know your ORANGE

What network are you on ORANGE

Colour of your bathwater ORANGE

Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE

B**ch did you know your ORANGE

Slap bang goes on your fake tan

B**ch you look like the tango man

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

Slap bang goes on your fake tan

B**ch you look like the tango man

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

Why not fling her on the window sill as a pumpkin

When it's approaching Halloween

Or on your english breakfast place her next to the bacon

She could be the beans

And you always know wheres she's been

And you always know when she's had a pee

Coz the toilet seat Ain't CLEAN THE TOILET SEAT has an orange sheen

Ching bring out the detergent

Scrub that umpa lumpa it's urgent

Have you seen her face it's disturbing

How much fake tan are you squirting

Err it's hurting my eyes and your starting to look like the sunrise

And your fake tan's so ming you're attracting flies

What network are you on ORANGE

Colour of your bathwater ORANGE

Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE

B**ch did you know your ORANGE

What network are you on ORANGE

Colour of your bathwater ORANGE

Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE

B**ch did you know your ORANGE

Slap bang goes on your fake tan

B**ch you look like the tango man

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

Slap bang goes on your fake tan

B**ch you look like the tango man

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango