Table Top

Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top

So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop

I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan

Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man

Back up with a soda pop

Rolling doubles all night and I'm feeling hot

See that I'm getting outta jail free

Hitting duce 5s yo that's my Free Parking

Feeling pretty dopehat knowin' I'm winning these games tonight

Collect 20 bucks from everybody who's feeling good alright

Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen

I got my D my handbook and my trusty character sheet

My warrior is known to do 8+1 with his fists

Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn't exist

"Alright you guys get to the dungeon

And you finally see the siren that's been causing all this trouble "

"Can I have sex with it "

"No you can't have you know what

You've been warned Put your dice down "

Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top

So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop

I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan

Hand me a twenty sided die and

I'll show you who is the man

I receive my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin

Thinking that I'm getting the good treasure

That's a great assumption

Back down with the power glove

For once we're gonna show this table love

Turn the TV off and grab some dice

This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night

Nobody's trading with Beefy when we play SOC

I tell 'em that I've got wood for sheep they just make faces at me

We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip

3am but I don't care my friend you know it's time for conflict

Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top

So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop

I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan

Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man

Never been a fan of Scrabble

Words or birds or psychobabble

Thanks to the net I can beat my friends in Portland and Seattle

We need three days for some RISK

Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists

But I sit back I don't get pissed

I'll win cause I'm an optimist

Game of Life Don't waste my time

I'd rather go back home and rhyme

I came here for games and friends

I wipe the smudge from off my lens

Then I stand up on my seat

Dispense this knowledge I decree

That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives

"Right here's the thing; I I love you

I love all of I'm sorry I love you "

Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top

So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop

I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan

Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man