T.v. Land (Explicit)

Yo son Willie Dynamite said

'He wanna hit you son'

What you gon' do

Oh nah he don't want it with me

Oh nah sh*t I'll bring the Earth

Wind & the Fire

Word

When God made rap he came to me

He said 'What you wanna do '

I said do this

This ain't Parker Lewis but you gon' lose

Cuz I can do karate in platform shoes

Hold your breath till your face turns blue

I'm like Dolemite mixed with Doctor Who

With a little bit of Sonny Chiba

I like to smoke cheeba and keep a fly bird

Then I tie my sneaker

You need to keep ya mouth zipped

If this was pre-school

I got the Cheese Nips

I seen Popeye get done in Uh-huh

Survival of the fittest

We will eat yo spinach

I think Olive Oyl tried to mix in

Her a** got broke cuz she was too thin

Did she have a chance I don't think so

Call Pink Panther - Inspector Clouseau

Let's get 'em for info see what he knows

And watch the face of grown Pinocchio

No'm'sain so I ran up there

We hopped in the car

It was like six of us deep

We wasn't having it

I went straight to that ni**a's club

I was like yup

Hell up in Harlem uptown Saturday night

Foxy Brown and Claudine had a fight

And even though it was awful

It got a little worse once they jumped Sparkle

Black Caesar fell out the wagon

But he can switch

His hand like Enter the Dragon

Superfly running sh*t like a gentleman

Cleopatra Jones smacked Lady **

Bad A** got mad cuz he lost his hat

That dude's a bad mutha - stop that

He smacked a girl

Back flipped her rocked her world

And then he went for Cornbread Earl

He choked him out had him in a headlock

We was like 'What Judo does he got '

You know my style is Bulletproof

Like Clark Kent when he slips

Out of the phone booth

Yo it was crazy dawg

Yo chairs was thrown everywhere

Tables was flipping

I was like let's get the hell out of here

Let's go home

We had to bounce

We did the Hollywood Shuffle

I kissed my girl;

She was like 'I love you'

Hopped out the car

Checking my body for scars

That's when me and my brother saw the ** Czar

It was Willie Dynamite

He just left the fight

He was like 'It wasn't me

I was here all night'

Then he pulled out

And he shot my brother

Hopped in the car

'I'm gonna get you suckers '