Swagger Killer

Her legs crossed like a lady

Short skirt in the gym behind the velvet rope

Had a glass of wine something cheap

That i picked up from the waiter

Moving through the crowd

Pardon me excuse me playa

I know she seen me coming

There was eye contact

Felt like sex i was occupied by that

Bad move right hand glass of wine

Left hand cold brew

Excuse me homie step off my new shoes

My bad

It's cool

Sh*t i can't bursh em off cause i got my hands full

Guess i have to play it off

Try to step over the velvet rope

But i missed and i tripped

Spilled the red wine on the white dress

Sorry miss

Oh my god you've just spilt wine on me

So sorry f**k

Not even funny

Here let me get you a towel

I was such an asshole

Yeah that would be a good idea

I went over to i was

I was just tryna get you a drink i-i

Oh god you got anything else to put on

No i haven't i haven't got anything else

I'll walk you over to the car here come on

I told her i was sorry ten times over

I took off my jacket she put it on her shoulders

What a mess i made

She said what a muthaf**king day

Walk me to the door at least

It's really not that bad babe

It kinda looks like a heart stain yeah artsy

She cracked a smile

I knew you was trouble when you saw me gawking

Nah i was looking at ya from a far

Even before you knew

I was standing at the bar so who ya are

You mean who are you

Yeah i'm fumbling

All i wanted was to get a drink and get ya number

Then maybe later on you and i would drive around

Let me take ya home to get changed how does that sound

Seeing as though you owe me a dress and

I do not have a vote so the answer will be yes

Walk her to the chevy

Nice car

Opened up her door

What a gentleman

I'm from the south baby

Of course

Closed the door

Put your address in the navigation

Somewhere in college park so i hit the gas station

I cruised up to the pump and trunk muzik

Feeling confident thinking yeah i'm gonna do it

Then a truck pulled up shady with the black tint

He rolled down the window he was mean muggin' this chick

Shh here we go she said

Let's go quick

He jumped out 7 foot 5

Who is this b**ch

Hey hold up homie

B**ch who you calling a b**ch

Look i just met this b**ch at the bar i ain't

Yo i've been broken up with you for ages

B**ch you ride out with this muthaf**ker right here

Oh my god i've just met him

Get your f**king a**

Look i'm really sorry about this

Get the f**k outta here

Look just take me home

Swagger killer