Striptease

You're one mean stripper with a microphone

And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes

You're a waste of free minutes and a dance routine

And your daddy had to buy the record company

Guess I'll be the bad guy

So get mad at me

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks

You ain't no Madonna

No you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' up the paparazzi

Gotta shake that a*s 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a striptease

I can only listen to you in a magazine

You're the reason there ain't music on MTV

And I got a stack of ones but it ain't for your CD

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks

You ain't no Madonna

No you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' up the paparazzi

Gotta shake that a*s 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a striptease

So take it off nice and slow

Or take it off my radio

Now you ain't no Madonna

No you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna

F**KIN' all the paparazzi

Gotta shake that a*s 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a striptease

You ain't no Madonna

No you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' up the paparazzi

Gotta shake that a*s 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a striptease

You're nothin' but a striptease