Spayed Kooley

Well I got a dog in this fight

I got troops on the ground

His name is old Spayed Kooley

He's the meanest dog in town

If you think I'm fooling

Try bustin' in through the door

He'll tear you a whole brand new one

And you won't come back no more

Spayed's a good dog he's really bad

He's the best pal this poor boy ever had

Now Spayed might get suspicious

When first you chance to meet

So if you come a calling

You better wipe your feet

Empty out your pockets

Let him see your hands

Be sure to talk good English

So he can understand

Spayed likes mariachis he

Loves to hear 'em croon

I know he'lI be watching

If the fiddles ain't in tune

When you come 'round to our table

You better play it sweet

Or it's adios muchachos down on

Olivera Street

Spayed's a good dog he's really fine

So if you want to be a friend of mine

Pledge allegiance to our flag try to sing on key

And you won't have no problem

With my dog Spayed Kooley