Sid & Alex

I'll be up in a few Hello

Hey Sid

Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday man

Alex Alex thank you thank you

Thank you thank you

For remembering thank you

My pleasure Did you do anything fun today

Nothing special Amy made lasagna we had cake the kids

Gave me a tie and some socks terrific

That's awesome man

Hey I got a gift comin your way too I

Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow

Thank you thank you Alex thank you What is it

It's pretty cool You'll see tomorrow

Aww come on give me a hint at least

Can I ride it Can I eat it

Nope

Can I f**k it

Ahaha no

Can it f**k me

No

Is it hairy Is it something I can shave

No

Can it blow me

No

Is it something I can blow

No

Can I f**k it

You already asked me that

If I take it apart are there individual parts

That I can f**k

I don't think so

Fair enough

If I sit on it for a while will I cum

Noooo

Is it something Amy can strap on and f**k me with

Sid No

If I get jizz all over it will it be ruined

I think

Does it sweat

Noo

Is it something that can be used like a *****

That's just another way of asking if you can f**k it

My bad Does it get big if you touch it

No

Does it get hard if you touch it

Noo

If my Amy catches me blowing it will she be mad

Look you can't blow it man

We already talked about that

Right okay

Let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with

Just this item am I getting a rim job

NO

Can I f**k it

NO it's a toaster man just a toaster

Oh So I can f**k it In fact two people can f**k it at the

Same time Alex ya wanna come over and f**k my toaster

This weekend

Don't mind if i doo doo

Hahaha oh Alex

Hahaha oh Sid Hahaha oh Sid good Alex haha yes