Shape Shifter

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

Where did my world go

One minute everything is

Home and friends and New York

Times and lawn beware the blob they said

How was I to know they meant the ups delivery man

The koi in the tank and the anchorwoman

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

Shape shifter shape shifter you gotta quit that

Shifting of shapes

I accepted what you were and then

Everything changed

And I don't want to live in any place

Where the people are shifting their shapes

They're such a liar

They said the planet wouldn't undulate and then burst into flames

What used to be my house

Is it that purple tentacle

Or is that the TV repairman

The clarinet

The vegetable stand

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

Shape shifter shape shifter you gotta quit that

Shifting of shapes

I accepted what you were and then

Everything changed

And I don't want to live in any place

Where the people are shifting their shapes

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

If you're someone I used to know

I sure don't recognize you so

I'm only hanging round amorphous mounds

In the town where nothing familiar can be found

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

Shape shifters all around

Shape shifters all around

Shape shifters all around

Shape shifters all around

Shape shifters all around

Shape shifters all around