#Selfie

Written by：The Chainsmokers

When Jason was at the table

I kept on seeing him look at me

When he was with that other girl

Do you think he was just doing that

To make me jealous

Because he was totally texting me

All night last night

And I don't know if it's a booty call or not

So like what do you think

Did you think that girl was pretty

How did that girl even get in here

Did you see her

She's so short and that dress is so tacky

Who wears cheetah

It's not even summer

Why does the DJ keep on

Playing summertime sadness

After we go to the bathroom

Can we go smoke a cigarette

I really need one

But first

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter

I don't know if I should go

With XX Pro or Valencia

I wanna look tan

What should my caption be

I want it to be clever

How about livin' with my B*****s

Hashtag live

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

Do you think I should take it down

Let me take another selfie

Selfie

Selfie

Let me take another selfie

Wait pause Jason just liked my selfie

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there

Yeah the one next to the girl

With no shoes on

That's so ratchet

That girl is such a fake model

She definitely bought all her

Instagram followers

Who goes out on Mondays

OK let's go take some shots

Oh no I feel like I'm gonna throw up

Oh wait never mind I'm fine

Let's go dance

There's no vodka at this table

Do you know anyone else here

Oh my God Jason just texted me

Should I go home with him

I guess I took a good selfie

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Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie