School Mam

A fine day for the classroom

And the pupils are here

Timmy's got a headache

But the others don't care

Sarah's got to stay behind

And help with the drill

Teacher's got his eye on her moves

In for the kill

Nobody can see or hear the things

That they do

All the books are closed there

Must be something they do

Only teacher knows about the subjects

They span span

Education's secondary - being a school mam

Oooey teacher's doing fine

As far as I can see

Being a school mam

Long holidays in the summer

Being a school mam

Free milk in your coffee breaks

Being a school mam

Government paid monthly salary cheques

Being a school mam

Noise is heard the principal investigates

She turns on all the cameras

And it's too late

Catches both their pants down in a passion warm

Hasn't seen it happen

Since the day she was born

Reaches down for glasses

That just can't be found

By the time she finds them

Why they're down on the ground

Tossing and a'turning

They've got feverish hands

Life can be so fluid

When you're being a school mam

Oooey teacher's doing fine

As far as I can see

Being a school mam

Controlling promiscuity after hours

Being a school mam

Giving out detentions by the dozen

Being a school mam

Give her fifty lines （of speed）

Being a school mam

Sucking on her fingernails can't believe

What she's seen

She seems so engrossed at

What appears on the screen

Locks her door with trembling hands

Her heart's beating fast

She pretends she's down there

On the floor in the class

Gives herself to teacher

Although he doesn't know

Works herself into a frenzied state

And it shows

Sarah's almost at the top

But try as she can

She can't reach her helter skelter down

With the school mam

Just watch her go and help her

Try if you can

Use your twentieth century imagination

If you've got any

Oooey now she's at the top

And teacher sets her free

Being a school mam

Disgusting behaviour

Being a school mam

All over the parquet flooring

Being a school mam

Let the flood gates open wide

Being a school mam

Now the principal collapses dead on the floor

With

Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more

She went out the very best way

That an old woman can

She was where the action was down there

With the school mam

Oooey

Teacher never will discover who could see

Being a school mam

One and one make two if you are very lucky

Being a school mam

Two twos make four if I remember correctly

Being a school mam

Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age

Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two

That's approaching middle age

Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four

That's OAP land

Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight

One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three

Let me pause for reflection for a second

But teacher

Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;

But it goes forty-two and a bit;

43 44 45 46 47 48 49 49 1 49 2

49 3 49 4 49 5 49 6 49 7

49 8 49 9

49 9 49 9 49 9 49 9 49 9

49 9 49 9 49 9

Fifty