Runnin' Block

My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be

He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me

She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town

They're lookin' for a good time

They're fun to be around

I said what do she look like

He scratched his head and stated

She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated

We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine

And really double date 'em

Then take 'em back to the motel six and

Try to separate 'em

They showed up in a pick up

They were right on time

His was kinda hefty

But not half as big as mine

I'm runnin' block

Turn the lights down low

Runnin' block

Don't want know one to know

That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about two hundred and fifteen

Sometimes you got to bow up

And take one for the team

She cleaned her plate at dinner

Then she ate what's left of mine

Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine

She strolled out to the patio for an after dinner cig

I said bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big

You know why

'Cause my brother's havin' a party

Thought you outta know

He's got coeds swimmin' naked